yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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