You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Randomize
