but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
The adults are the big ones right?
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