We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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