My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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