At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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