ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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