physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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