I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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