Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he puts the penis in happiness.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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