apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
