Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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