When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
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