john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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