North Korea, Best Korea!
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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