Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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