Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Randomize