There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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