Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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