And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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