My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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