But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
did you just send me my own nude
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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