DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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