Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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