great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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