I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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