so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I DEMAND FORESKIN
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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