careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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