How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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