Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
Randomize
