I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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