I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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