Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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