All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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