Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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