So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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