I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
