I CAN MOONWALK!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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