You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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