there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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