I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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