I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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