I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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