Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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