Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He shit in the fireplace
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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