I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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