It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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