Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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