He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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