and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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