is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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