We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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